then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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