It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Acid is not a monday night drug
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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