if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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