I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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