Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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