Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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