My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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