sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
You work out of a Hotel?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Randomize
