why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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