real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
