He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
She's not a foreskin expert like you
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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