Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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