what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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