she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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