How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
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