I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I know her cup size but not her name....
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