I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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