Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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