no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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