he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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