but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
my god I love twenty year old dicks
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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