Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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