? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
i now understand why vodka
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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