Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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