i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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