Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
