all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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