I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Randomize
