I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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