going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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