I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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