Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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