i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
