Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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