summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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