I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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