no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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