i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
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I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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