I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
It's rum buckets o'clock
I could fuck to npr.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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