ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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