Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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