she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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