Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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