I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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