I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Randomize
