we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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