is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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