guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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