Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Rumble strips road head = magical
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Randomize
