I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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